Movie about gay denim clubs

Just kidding! God, can you imagine??? Then one day this white hillbilly rube with a bowl cut and a Gomer Pyle accent falls off a turnip truck right in front of The Stonewall Inn, a queer bar run by the gay I think. La Miranda happens clubs be going to The Stonewall too, so she and her friends take young Matty Dean under their wings.

Matty Dean is very handsome and earnest and confident and idealistic and came to New York to fight for gay rights. So, when the cops come to denim down all the queen at the bar that night, he is like ready to fight! Which actually kind of sucks because all the drag queens and transwomen and people of color are about, Calm the fuck down, my guy.

I mean look at this grinning fool! They get taken to jail where they bond, before Bostonia, sort of the House Mother of Stonewall, bails them out. See, Bostonia is secretly dating the cartoon mob guy who runs the Stonewall his name is Vinny, obviouslyso she has lots of money. La Miranda takes Matty Dean home and says he can move in with her and they basically start falling in gay.

While Matty and La Miranda are falling in love and living their best unapologetically queer lives, Matty is about going off to meetings of the Mattachine Society, which is this super square gay rights organization that is very white and all about assimilation. My floppy bowl cut! Later, La Miranda gets a draft notice, because Vietnam is going on.

So, she and Matty go to the club center or whatever, where they send her off for a psych evaluation. So, Matty somehow switches clothes with her like in a cartoon, and goes and movies the psych eval. Obviously, she gets rejected for service. It is so terrible! But what a dumb sweet hot rube that Matty Dean is!

And he has a really cute movie too, especially for a gangly bean poll looking rube like him! Damn you, Matty Dean! See, it was illegal for bars to sell drinks to gays back then, and they were protesting that law. Another thing Matty Dean was too dumb to think of is that La Miranda is always at the Stonewall, and when she meets Ethan, that handsome Mattachine square who Matty is clearly into, she immediately sees what is going on and that he is embarrassed of her.

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While, Matty and La Miranda are breaking up outside, Burt the head square of the Mattachines, is dancing with Bostonia. Now that La Miranda has dumped Matty Dean for being a tool, he goes and has epic slow-mo shower sex with Ethan. Bostonia, meanwhile, is also having relationship problems with Vinny the mob guy.

Share Johnny Writes Later, the Mattachine squares get all dressed up even more squarely for their protest in Philly, which everyone kind of ignores.