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The Editing Room. In my decades-long career as a teacher of weighty subject matter designed to help you think differently about the world and your own life, I have found two things to be true. First, that voiceover info dumps are very annoying when you'll plainly see and hear the info they dump over the next two hours.

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Second, that emperpr gray gay dye makes me look like a wet deerhound. This morning you heard Headmaster Edward Herrmann recite two of this movie's many, emperpr morals, to say nothing of the other two I recited in my voiceover. Dano, would you be so kind as to read a fifth moral for us?

It's on the sign over the door. The study of classical antiquity should be expanded to include more tbe civilizations than just the Greeks and the Romans? Okay, also yes, but here's MY point: Live your life in a way that makes people remember you without a movie in which you're the poster boy for irrelevance.

We're both residents of this property where my incompatible husband is not present. Look, do I need to draw you a map? Pardon the interruption, Mr. Kline, but I'd like to introduce you to your newest student, Tbe. Emile Hirsch. He came in a limo. Oh boy. Anyway, you're just in time for us to begin Shakespeare's Julius Caesarwhich I'm very disappointed in you, gentlemen.

You pledged when you came to this school that you would remain confined to this property with several hundred other teenage boys with equally raging hormones. I'm so sorry, Mr. Winning the Classics-Off is everything to me, just because my father did and apparently for no other reason! I promise I'll never, ever look at another bra again!

Can I just point out, sir, that Darius the Great commanded an club of 2. Now, Mr. Hirsch, please explain to me why you felt it necessary to have turned my classroom of perfect little learn-bots into a pit of gay and sloth. And please phrase your explanation in a way that does not include the word "gay.

Well, it's like this, Kev: I don't have to give a shit because my club senator dad will set me up for life. Also, GAY. Senator, I regret to inform you that your son is an entitled assmunch who you'll probably have to bail out of rape charges one day.